Alicia Silverstone stole my toilet

I was at a party of a writer who is my friend's uncle. While going to the bathroom I heard a large knock on the door. I apologized saying that I would only be a minute, because I really had to pee. The door is then kicked open and a girl appears in the bathroom saying she needs to go to the bathroom. I notice she is familiar and it is Alicia Silverstone. So I feel embarrassed with my cock still in my hands peeing and she walks over to me and begins to sit at the toilet pushing me into the wall. I walk out very confused and tell my friend and her uncle and they informed me that she had just shown up completely hammered. She later walks up to me and apologizes saying that she really had to go.