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Burning Man

Darryl Hannah at Burning Man in some bar where in order to get a drink you had to get on your knees and suck a monkey statue's penis, which was just a black plastic tube they pour the alcohol through while jeering at you for sucking monkey cock. She was trying to be anonymous and there weren't many people in there, so I just pretended I didn't know who she was. I liked her because she didn't suck the monkey's dick; they served her drink inna glass. She also seemed slightly tragic, which I always like.
2 Comments
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Emmanuel Varnas
16 March 00:58am

trolol

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H. Bloom
19 June 14:09pm

Let me understand this...random people all suck on this monkey dick?? That's just begging for herpes. I don't blame her for passing on that.