"draw me sitting there doing my taxes"

I used to work drawing caricatures (those cartoon faces of you on a small body) at a local theme park. Seth McFarlane walks up to the stiffest, most uptight artist we had and asks to get drawn. He asks to be drawn lying in a bed with multiple large breasted women. The uptight artist (still not knowing who he is) gets offended, scoffs, and scolds him that "it's a childrens amusment park" and that he cannot do this. Seths then looks at him with a grin and says "well, what CAN I get drawn as (?)....how about this...draw me sitting there doing my taxes". Stiffy, still not knowing it was him, completely finishes the drawing thinking Seth was dead serious. We never, EVER, let stiffy live that down.
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