When I was about 10 I got elbowed in the head (not hard) by Michael Jordan while trying to get his autograph at a golf tournament. "Watch the elbow kid" was what he said to me. I always thought that was the coolest story to tell, but looking back on it, isn't that kind of a dick thing to say to a kid? Kid gets elbowed and is told to watch it. Meh, I'd probably do the same thing if I was trying to enjoy golf and getting swarmed for autographs all the time.
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