Fuck it, we'll eat it live!

Bill O'Reilly visited my college and was in the cafeteria sitting with some chums. I proceeded to sit at the table 3 feet away and have my friend offer me salad. I screamed "there's no dressing on it.. no dressing on the salad! what does that mean, do i want some salad?! I don't know what that means! Fuck it, we'll eat it live!".. he slammed his hand on the table and looked at me but quickly looked back away. I assume he couldn't afford to make a scene.