"Heh! Fuckin' kid!"

When I was 12 (c. 1991), I was walking through the Chicago Ohare airport when all of a sudden an enormous black man plowed through me and knocked me to the ground, sending my brand new gameboy and carrying case flying. The guy turned around, gave a "Heh! Fuckin' kid!" and then went back on his way. Fuck you, Charles Barkley!