His hands are ridiculously huge.

I used to frequent this ratty and disgusting dive bar where I'd often share drinks with retired NFL defensive end Danny Stubbs. Every day he'd walk in and order 2 shots he coined, called "Robitussin" -- 1 part 151, 1 part Jager, 1 part Rumplemintz. He'd follow it with a Michelob Ultra.. He'd let it all sit for 10 minutes.. Down the two shots then drink half the beer and usually leave within an hour after that. Several times we shared these shots.. Fucking disgusting, but they get the job done. Cool dude. His hands are ridiculously huge.