Judi Dench

Judi Dench

9th Dec 1934 (90 years old)
Actor Author

HOT EARL GREY TEAAAAA

I was taking a vacation in London a few years back when i bumped into Judi Dench. i was waiting for a taxi and on the phone with my friend. i was doing a terrible imitation of the queen. if you've seen Jon Stewarts imitation, it was like that but much louder and a lot worse. in all honesty i was being a very obnoxious tourist. Anyways as i was right in the middle of imitating her saying "well lets get some HOT EARL GREY TEAAAAA" when Judi Dench pops right out of a taxi. i gotta say, she has a very powerful glare.
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22 Dec
12 Comments
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12 Comments
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Denisse Gardner
14 March 05:16am

Is very stupid to rate someone as "mean" when she didn't even pay attention to you.. An you were the obnoxious one

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Ya
25 March 11:46am

I agree with you. Rated mean with just a glare? Wow

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Cremeggsrock
20 September 12:07pm

It sounds like ur the mean one not her... You were taking the mickey out of you and she glared... Be grateful she didn't punch you one!

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Th3l0n10u5
16 March 18:54pm

Oi, roight, mate? Give 'em a li'l 'ow's ya father!

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fyi
16 April 12:30pm

I keep reading stories about mean celebrities that have nothing to do with "Them" actually being mean...wth. Anyway, maybe she had lost her glasses, maybe she had something on her mind. Maybe you read way too much into her expression, because you like so many obnoxious folks these days, think everything revolves around you. It doesn't.. Not everyone in the world hangs on your every word and deed. I imagine Dame Judi was thinking of something that had absolutely nothing to do with you.

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djfxw
23 November 14:05pm

There should be an option for commenters to rate as "hearsay" or something like that. Being mean for a glare? Maybe she just got off the phone with someone that pissed her off or had a bad day. Nothing said to you should not make it a mean vote.

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RG
7 December 10:00am

It sounds like you deserved the stink eye from her.

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Madcap2112
4 January 18:58pm

Commentators should be able to at least rate these. You don't just get to go be an asshole to someone and then wonder why they are "mean."

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Cluck Owens
12 February 08:26am

Being an obnoxious tourist makes you the asshole of this story, not Dame Judi.

DW
David Wilkinson
2 March 20:43pm

Seems like you're the asshole to me. She probably thought you were mocking her. Who wouldn't be mad at that?

JGJ
Jeffrey Gordon Jewell
19 March 04:16am

Not a good example of a celeb being mean. Go back to the Tim Allen section, now that's mean.

LS
Lee Schofield
2 December 10:12am

You're the moron in this scenario.

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CMS Edit: Module: comment - I keep reading stories about mean celebrities that have nothing to do with "Them" actually being mean...wth. Anyway, maybe she had lost her glasses, maybe she had something on her mind. Maybe you read way too much into her expression, because you like so many obnoxious folks these days, think everything revolves around you. It doesn't.. Not everyone in the world hangs on your every word and deed. I imagine Dame Judi was thinking of something that had absolutely nothing to do with you. - ID: 222

                    

                                    
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CMS Edit: Module: comment - Seems like you're the asshole to me.  She probably thought you were mocking her.  Who wouldn't be mad at that? - ID: 611

                    

                                    
CMS Edit: Module: comment - Not a good example of a celeb being mean.  Go back to the Tim Allen section, now that's mean. - ID: 665

                    

                                    
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SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted` 
FROM celebrity 
WHERE `celebrity`.`cid` = :celebrity_cid  AND `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published  AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted  
ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC  
LIMIT 1
Parameters:
celebrity_cid: 229
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted` 
FROM story 
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published  AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted  AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0) 
ORDER BY story.created DESC
Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 229

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid` 
FROM tag  JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid` 
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0) 
ORDER BY tag.created DESC
Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 229

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted` 
FROM story 
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published  AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted  AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0) 
ORDER BY created DESC 
LIMIT 3
Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 338

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted` 
FROM celebrity 
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published  AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted  AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0) 
ORDER BY RAND() 
LIMIT 3
Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 229

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count 
FROM tag 
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid 
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid 
ORDER BY count DESC
Parameters:

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted` 
FROM comment 
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid  AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published  AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted  
ORDER BY created ASC
Parameters:
comment_sid: 338
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:23
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `user`.`uid`, `user`.`name`, `user`.`email`, `user`.`password`, `user`.`password_reset_key`, `user`.`password_reset_ts`, `user`.`last_login`, `user`.`email_verified`, `user`.`email_verification_key`, `user`.`ip`, `user`.`created`, `user`.`updated`, `user`.`uid`, `user`.`published` 
FROM user 
WHERE `user`.`published` = :user_published  AND `user`.`uid` IN (:where_in__useruid_0, :where_in__useruid_1, :where_in__useruid_2, :where_in__useruid_3, :where_in__useruid_4, :where_in__useruid_5, :where_in__useruid_6, :where_in__useruid_7, :where_in__useruid_8, :where_in__useruid_9, :where_in__useruid_10, :where_in__useruid_11) 
ORDER BY user.created DESC
Parameters:
user_published: 1
where_in__useruid_0: 
where_in__useruid_1: 
where_in__useruid_2: 
where_in__useruid_3: 
where_in__useruid_4: 
where_in__useruid_5: 
where_in__useruid_6: 
where_in__useruid_7: 
where_in__useruid_8: 
where_in__useruid_9: 
where_in__useruid_10: 
where_in__useruid_11: 

                                    
Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:24
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `comment_flag`.`cfid`, `comment_flag`.`reason`, `comment_flag`.`ip`, `comment_flag`.`created`, `comment_flag`.`updated`, `comment_flag`.`cid`, `comment_flag`.`uid`, `comment_flag`.`cid` 
FROM comment_flag 
WHERE `comment_flag`.`cid` IN (:where_in__comment_flagcid_0, :where_in__comment_flagcid_1, :where_in__comment_flagcid_2, :where_in__comment_flagcid_3, :where_in__comment_flagcid_4, :where_in__comment_flagcid_5, :where_in__comment_flagcid_6, :where_in__comment_flagcid_7, :where_in__comment_flagcid_8, :where_in__comment_flagcid_9, :where_in__comment_flagcid_10, :where_in__comment_flagcid_11) 
ORDER BY comment_flag.created DESC
Parameters:
where_in__comment_flagcid_0: 50
where_in__comment_flagcid_1: 174
where_in__comment_flagcid_2: 198
where_in__comment_flagcid_3: 222
where_in__comment_flagcid_4: 267
where_in__comment_flagcid_5: 310
where_in__comment_flagcid_6: 330
where_in__comment_flagcid_7: 348
where_in__comment_flagcid_8: 611
where_in__comment_flagcid_9: 665
where_in__comment_flagcid_10: 925
where_in__comment_flagcid_11: 1282

                                    
SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child

LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid

WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL)
AND comment_child.deleted = 0
AND comment_child.spam = 0
AND comment_child.published = 1
AND comment_child.sid = 338
Parameters:

                                    
SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child

LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid

WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL)
AND comment_child.deleted = 0
AND comment_child.spam = 0
AND comment_child.published = 1
AND comment_child.sid = 338
Parameters:

                
				
			

		


        

            

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    [sortBy] => Array
        (
            [token] => 3d1a6fd5c77f2522fc65cfa271905951
        )

    [searchBox] => Array
        (
            [token] => 65e26f97a0cea357c4b88d27eed68029
        )

    [leavecommentform] => Array
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)


                    

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Array
(
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        (
            [0] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:60
Class: module\navigation\navigation Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation`.`nid`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`name`, `navigation`.`url`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`position`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`updated` 
FROM navigation 
ORDER BY navigation.position ASC
Parameters:
            [1] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:62
Class: module\navigation_footer\navigation_footer Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation_footer`.`nfid`, `navigation_footer`.`name`, `navigation_footer`.`url`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`position`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`updated` 
FROM navigation_footer 
ORDER BY navigation_footer.position ASC
Parameters:
            [2] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:36
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted` 
FROM story 
WHERE `story`.`sid` = :story_sid  AND `story`.`published` = :story_published  AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted  
ORDER BY story.created DESC  
LIMIT 1
Parameters:
story_sid: 338
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
            [3] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted` 
FROM celebrity 
WHERE `celebrity`.`cid` = :celebrity_cid  AND `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published  AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted  
ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC  
LIMIT 1
Parameters:
celebrity_cid: 229
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
            [4] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted` 
FROM story 
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published  AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted  AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0) 
ORDER BY story.created DESC
Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 229
            [5] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid` 
FROM tag  JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid` 
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0) 
ORDER BY tag.created DESC
Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 229
            [6] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted` 
FROM story 
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published  AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted  AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0) 
ORDER BY created DESC 
LIMIT 3
Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 338
            [7] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted` 
FROM celebrity 
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published  AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted  AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0) 
ORDER BY RAND() 
LIMIT 3
Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 229
            [8] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count 
FROM tag 
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid 
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid 
ORDER BY count DESC
Parameters:
            [9] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted` 
FROM comment 
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid  AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published  AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted  
ORDER BY created ASC
Parameters:
comment_sid: 338
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0
            [10] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:23
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `user`.`uid`, `user`.`name`, `user`.`email`, `user`.`password`, `user`.`password_reset_key`, `user`.`password_reset_ts`, `user`.`last_login`, `user`.`email_verified`, `user`.`email_verification_key`, `user`.`ip`, `user`.`created`, `user`.`updated`, `user`.`uid`, `user`.`published` 
FROM user 
WHERE `user`.`published` = :user_published  AND `user`.`uid` IN (:where_in__useruid_0, :where_in__useruid_1, :where_in__useruid_2, :where_in__useruid_3, :where_in__useruid_4, :where_in__useruid_5, :where_in__useruid_6, :where_in__useruid_7, :where_in__useruid_8, :where_in__useruid_9, :where_in__useruid_10, :where_in__useruid_11) 
ORDER BY user.created DESC
Parameters:
user_published: 1
where_in__useruid_0: 
where_in__useruid_1: 
where_in__useruid_2: 
where_in__useruid_3: 
where_in__useruid_4: 
where_in__useruid_5: 
where_in__useruid_6: 
where_in__useruid_7: 
where_in__useruid_8: 
where_in__useruid_9: 
where_in__useruid_10: 
where_in__useruid_11: 
            [11] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:24
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `comment_flag`.`cfid`, `comment_flag`.`reason`, `comment_flag`.`ip`, `comment_flag`.`created`, `comment_flag`.`updated`, `comment_flag`.`cid`, `comment_flag`.`uid`, `comment_flag`.`cid` 
FROM comment_flag 
WHERE `comment_flag`.`cid` IN (:where_in__comment_flagcid_0, :where_in__comment_flagcid_1, :where_in__comment_flagcid_2, :where_in__comment_flagcid_3, :where_in__comment_flagcid_4, :where_in__comment_flagcid_5, :where_in__comment_flagcid_6, :where_in__comment_flagcid_7, :where_in__comment_flagcid_8, :where_in__comment_flagcid_9, :where_in__comment_flagcid_10, :where_in__comment_flagcid_11) 
ORDER BY comment_flag.created DESC
Parameters:
where_in__comment_flagcid_0: 50
where_in__comment_flagcid_1: 174
where_in__comment_flagcid_2: 198
where_in__comment_flagcid_3: 222
where_in__comment_flagcid_4: 267
where_in__comment_flagcid_5: 310
where_in__comment_flagcid_6: 330
where_in__comment_flagcid_7: 348
where_in__comment_flagcid_8: 611
where_in__comment_flagcid_9: 665
where_in__comment_flagcid_10: 925
where_in__comment_flagcid_11: 1282
            [12] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child

LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid

WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL)
AND comment_child.deleted = 0
AND comment_child.spam = 0
AND comment_child.published = 1
AND comment_child.sid = 338
Parameters:
            [13] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child

LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid

WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL)
AND comment_child.deleted = 0
AND comment_child.spam = 0
AND comment_child.published = 1
AND comment_child.sid = 338
Parameters:
        )

)