I Just Ate A Pile Of Shit

I am a sound engineer and had to work with Diplo. Him and his entourage were complete assholes. They all had the "I just ate a pile of shit" look on their face, and made ridiculous demands. They wanted girls from the very large audience to come up on stage and dance. Well that's fine and dandy.. but Diplo happens to be real attractive, so the girls went fucking crazy.. all of us engineers had to work as security too. Plus they trashed our tent and backstage area... made us run and get them four different kinds of food. That day just sucked.