I stole a glass of champagne

I was in rehearsals for a play a few years ago, just by London Bridge. Andrew Lloyd Webber was throwing a party - get together - industry - schmoozy - arse kissing - press day event for one of his musicals. I bumped into him as he exited a lift on the ground floor. I apologised, but he seemed annoyed that I didn't kneel down and kiss his shoes. I stole a glass of champagne and had a fag with Jo Brand afterward. It was at the Jerwood centre if I remember. And he looks like Dracula.
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