If someone came up to me and slapped my arm to get my attention, I would have been pissed too.
Who the fuck just randomly goes up to someone to slap them and enquire about the reasoning for their facial hair? Moron.
I bet the friend is a redneck from Florida who lives in a trailer. He/She likes to slap other bearded freaks because that friend wants to have sex with them.
James should have slapped that bitch friend of yours too. Fucking little shit.