Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

3rd Jul 1962 (62 years old)

Must be his trick to get people to leave him alone.

I randomly met Tom Cruise in an elevator in LA in '07. I was on the verge of flipping my shit, trying not to be that guy in front of a famous person. Before I can even geek out, he asks me if I would like to know more about Scientology, out of no where. I had never gone from "OMYFUKKENGODSOEXCITE" to "... wut?" so fast. I literally told him, "dude, I'm... just trying to ride the elevator....". I got off at the next stop and almost ran.
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Bjb
29 September 20:21pm

How is that mean?

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PattiD
30 October 16:45pm

Yeah I don't get how this is "mean."

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Bang
11 November 01:12am

Are you like.. Dumb?

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peglegg
16 March 21:30pm

dont be a dick

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larzo
19 July 20:53pm

Says the person who talks like a 12-year-old girl. Know what I...like...mean?

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K Brown
24 November 13:55pm

Seems like he was the one, in his own way, trying to be nice.

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Cashin01
13 December 00:09am

This actually makes him seem awesome. You should switch this to 100% nice.

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Ushma
22 December 13:22pm

Lol :DNot mean.

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Don Draper
10 January 09:37am

You should submit yourself and put mean and change this one to nice or OK.

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Cremeggsrock
20 September 12:10pm

I don't believe this one

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Beth
23 August 03:51am

Not really mean sorry. Nothing wrong with being different. Be fair.

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David Urban
17 November 05:17am

Anyone who talks to me abbout stupid religion or god i would kick them like real hard.

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djfxw
23 November 16:30pm

I would of said "Yeah"! Who knows you could listen to his Alien BS religion and maybe become friends. Then he would invite you to BS places and you guys get to be buddy buddy and he introduces you to some super hot babes and you get the time of your life! Oh well, is a parallel universe you are having the time of your life!!...but in this one you are miserable eating stale corn chips in front of your computer. :(

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JTA
17 December 17:41pm

I can't truthfully call that mean.

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Madcap2112
4 January 19:29pm

I don't buy it.

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Cluck Owens
12 February 08:48am

This is all BS. Everyone who has ever dealt with him (except, perhaps Matt Lauer, who is a tool as well) will tell you that Tom Cruise is one of the nicest, most polite, likeable celebrities you could meet. Yes, he's a Scientology nutcase, and the video of him speaking in Dianetics lingo is unintentionally funny, and his couch jumping on Oprah was embarrassing. This isn't to say that Katie Holmes didn't have reason to escape her Scientology-arranged marriage to him, but by all accounts he is a nice, agreeable guy and the consummate professional on-set.

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playgirlc
15 August 21:01pm

ive worked with him a couple of times, and he was really nice

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Kenneth Donnelly
12 August 23:43pm

lol.......that is the ultimate leave me alone without having to be mean to someone....well played Mr Cruse.

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playgirlc
11 December 13:48pm

I call bs on this one

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Ashley Morales
31 January 05:01am

This seems like when those religious people walk up to your door and say"Hello, are you familiar with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?""No." *slams door in face*I can't XD ROFL

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playgirlc
15 August 17:19pm

this story is a pile of shit.I've worked on sets with him a few times, never spoke to him but he seemed okay as far as I witnessed.I was telling a make up artist about this recently but she told me she had a friend who was his dresser on some film and witnessed him creating a shitstorm over a crease in his shirt, or something. totally over the top. I also read recently, in leah remini's book, that he was losing his shit because he couldn't see some cookie dough that was right in front of him, and everyone was too frightened to say to him, "it's right in front of you, you dickhead!"

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phadeb
28 October 21:32pm

don't comment here, make your own OK post :)

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Darth Racer5
5 June 04:13am

Not Mean just weird

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CMS Edit: Module: comment - dont be a dick - ID: 170

CMS Edit: Module: comment - I don't believe this one - ID: 199

CMS Edit: Module: comment - Says the person who talks like a 12-year-old girl.  Know what I...like...mean? - ID: 230

CMS Edit: Module: comment - Not really mean sorry. Nothing wrong with being different.  Be fair. - ID: 243

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CMS Edit: Module: comment - I would of said "Yeah"! Who knows you could listen to his Alien BS religion and maybe become friends. Then he would invite you to BS places and you guys get to be buddy buddy and he introduces you to some super hot babes and you get the time of your life!  Oh well, is a parallel universe you are having the time of your life!!...but in this one you are miserable eating stale corn chips in front of your computer. :( - ID: 278

CMS Edit: Module: comment - I can't truthfully call that mean. - ID: 320

CMS Edit: Module: comment - I don't buy it. - ID: 331

CMS Edit: Module: comment - This is all BS. Everyone who has ever dealt with him (except, perhaps Matt Lauer, who is a tool as well) will tell you that Tom Cruise is one of the nicest, most polite, likeable celebrities you could meet. Yes, he's a Scientology nutcase, and the video of him speaking in Dianetics lingo is unintentionally funny, and his couch jumping on Oprah was embarrassing.  This isn't to say that Katie Holmes didn't have reason to escape her Scientology-arranged marriage to him, but by all accounts he is a nice, agreeable guy and the consummate professional on-set. - ID: 353

CMS Edit: Module: comment - lol.......that is the ultimate leave me alone without having to be mean to someone....well played Mr Cruse. - ID: 408

CMS Edit: Module: comment - ive worked with him a couple of times, and he was really nice - ID: 436

CMS Edit: Module: comment - I call bs on this one - ID: 556

CMS Edit: Module: comment - This seems like when those religious people walk up to your door and say"Hello, are you familiar with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?""No." *slams door in face*I can't XD ROFL - ID: 583

CMS Edit: Module: comment - this story is a pile of shit.I've worked on sets with him a few times, never spoke to him but he seemed okay as far as I witnessed.I was telling a make up artist about this recently but she told me she had a friend who was his dresser on some film and witnessed him creating a shitstorm over a crease in his shirt, or something.  totally over the top.  I also read recently, in leah remini's book, that he was losing his shit because he couldn't see some cookie dough that was right in front of him, and everyone was too frightened to say to him, "it's right in front of you, you dickhead!" - ID: 739

CMS Edit: Module: comment - Not Mean just weird - ID: 969

CMS Edit: Module: comment - don't comment here, make your own OK post :) - ID: 1339

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Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`cid` = :celebrity_cid AND `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted
ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
celebrity_cid: 400
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0)
ORDER BY story.created DESC

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 400

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid`
FROM tag JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid`
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0)
ORDER BY tag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 400

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0)
ORDER BY created DESC
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 797

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0)
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 400

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count
FROM tag
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid
ORDER BY count DESC

Parameters:

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 797
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:23
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `user`.`uid`, `user`.`name`, `user`.`email`, `user`.`password`, `user`.`password_reset_key`, `user`.`password_reset_ts`, `user`.`last_login`, `user`.`email_verified`, `user`.`email_verification_key`, `user`.`ip`, `user`.`created`, `user`.`updated`, `user`.`uid`, `user`.`published`
FROM user
WHERE `user`.`published` = :user_published AND `user`.`uid` IN (:where_in__useruid_0, :where_in__useruid_1, :where_in__useruid_2, :where_in__useruid_3, :where_in__useruid_4, :where_in__useruid_5, :where_in__useruid_6, :where_in__useruid_7, :where_in__useruid_8, :where_in__useruid_9, :where_in__useruid_10, :where_in__useruid_11, :where_in__useruid_12, :where_in__useruid_13, :where_in__useruid_14, :where_in__useruid_15, :where_in__useruid_16, :where_in__useruid_17, :where_in__useruid_18, :where_in__useruid_19, :where_in__useruid_20, :where_in__useruid_21, :where_in__useruid_22)
ORDER BY user.created DESC

Parameters:
user_published: 1
where_in__useruid_0:
where_in__useruid_1:
where_in__useruid_2:
where_in__useruid_3:
where_in__useruid_4:
where_in__useruid_5:
where_in__useruid_6:
where_in__useruid_7:
where_in__useruid_8:
where_in__useruid_9:
where_in__useruid_10:
where_in__useruid_11:
where_in__useruid_12:
where_in__useruid_13:
where_in__useruid_14:
where_in__useruid_15:
where_in__useruid_16:
where_in__useruid_17:
where_in__useruid_18:
where_in__useruid_19:
where_in__useruid_20:
where_in__useruid_21:
where_in__useruid_22:

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:24
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `comment_flag`.`cfid`, `comment_flag`.`reason`, `comment_flag`.`ip`, `comment_flag`.`created`, `comment_flag`.`updated`, `comment_flag`.`cid`, `comment_flag`.`uid`, `comment_flag`.`cid`
FROM comment_flag
WHERE `comment_flag`.`cid` IN (:where_in__comment_flagcid_0, :where_in__comment_flagcid_1, :where_in__comment_flagcid_2, :where_in__comment_flagcid_3, :where_in__comment_flagcid_4, :where_in__comment_flagcid_5, :where_in__comment_flagcid_6, :where_in__comment_flagcid_7, :where_in__comment_flagcid_8, :where_in__comment_flagcid_9, :where_in__comment_flagcid_10, :where_in__comment_flagcid_11, :where_in__comment_flagcid_12, :where_in__comment_flagcid_13, :where_in__comment_flagcid_14, :where_in__comment_flagcid_15, :where_in__comment_flagcid_16, :where_in__comment_flagcid_17, :where_in__comment_flagcid_18, :where_in__comment_flagcid_19, :where_in__comment_flagcid_20, :where_in__comment_flagcid_21, :where_in__comment_flagcid_22)
ORDER BY comment_flag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__comment_flagcid_0: 94
where_in__comment_flagcid_1: 103
where_in__comment_flagcid_2: 104
where_in__comment_flagcid_3: 111
where_in__comment_flagcid_4: 120
where_in__comment_flagcid_5: 127
where_in__comment_flagcid_6: 133
where_in__comment_flagcid_7: 170
where_in__comment_flagcid_8: 199
where_in__comment_flagcid_9: 230
where_in__comment_flagcid_10: 243
where_in__comment_flagcid_11: 254
where_in__comment_flagcid_12: 278
where_in__comment_flagcid_13: 320
where_in__comment_flagcid_14: 331
where_in__comment_flagcid_15: 353
where_in__comment_flagcid_16: 408
where_in__comment_flagcid_17: 436
where_in__comment_flagcid_18: 556
where_in__comment_flagcid_19: 583
where_in__comment_flagcid_20: 739
where_in__comment_flagcid_21: 969
where_in__comment_flagcid_22: 1339

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 797

Parameters:

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 797

Parameters:

Sessions
forms
Array
(
    [leavecommentform] => Array
        (
            [token] => 08b153935e750bdb7247182e122deb18
        )

)

debug
Array
(
    [queries_run] => Array
        (
            [0] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:60
Class: module\navigation\navigation Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation`.`nid`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`name`, `navigation`.`url`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`position`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`updated`
FROM navigation
ORDER BY navigation.position ASC

Parameters: [1] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:62
Class: module\navigation_footer\navigation_footer Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation_footer`.`nfid`, `navigation_footer`.`name`, `navigation_footer`.`url`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`position`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`updated`
FROM navigation_footer
ORDER BY navigation_footer.position ASC

Parameters: [2] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:36
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`sid` = :story_sid AND `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted
ORDER BY story.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
story_sid: 797
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0 [3] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`cid` = :celebrity_cid AND `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted
ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
celebrity_cid: 400
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0 [4] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0)
ORDER BY story.created DESC

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 400 [5] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid`
FROM tag JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid`
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0)
ORDER BY tag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 400 [6] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0)
ORDER BY created DESC
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 797 [7] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0)
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 400 [8] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count
FROM tag
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid
ORDER BY count DESC

Parameters: [9] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 797
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0 [10] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:23
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `user`.`uid`, `user`.`name`, `user`.`email`, `user`.`password`, `user`.`password_reset_key`, `user`.`password_reset_ts`, `user`.`last_login`, `user`.`email_verified`, `user`.`email_verification_key`, `user`.`ip`, `user`.`created`, `user`.`updated`, `user`.`uid`, `user`.`published`
FROM user
WHERE `user`.`published` = :user_published AND `user`.`uid` IN (:where_in__useruid_0, :where_in__useruid_1, :where_in__useruid_2, :where_in__useruid_3, :where_in__useruid_4, :where_in__useruid_5, :where_in__useruid_6, :where_in__useruid_7, :where_in__useruid_8, :where_in__useruid_9, :where_in__useruid_10, :where_in__useruid_11, :where_in__useruid_12, :where_in__useruid_13, :where_in__useruid_14, :where_in__useruid_15, :where_in__useruid_16, :where_in__useruid_17, :where_in__useruid_18, :where_in__useruid_19, :where_in__useruid_20, :where_in__useruid_21, :where_in__useruid_22)
ORDER BY user.created DESC

Parameters:
user_published: 1
where_in__useruid_0:
where_in__useruid_1:
where_in__useruid_2:
where_in__useruid_3:
where_in__useruid_4:
where_in__useruid_5:
where_in__useruid_6:
where_in__useruid_7:
where_in__useruid_8:
where_in__useruid_9:
where_in__useruid_10:
where_in__useruid_11:
where_in__useruid_12:
where_in__useruid_13:
where_in__useruid_14:
where_in__useruid_15:
where_in__useruid_16:
where_in__useruid_17:
where_in__useruid_18:
where_in__useruid_19:
where_in__useruid_20:
where_in__useruid_21:
where_in__useruid_22: [11] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:24
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `comment_flag`.`cfid`, `comment_flag`.`reason`, `comment_flag`.`ip`, `comment_flag`.`created`, `comment_flag`.`updated`, `comment_flag`.`cid`, `comment_flag`.`uid`, `comment_flag`.`cid`
FROM comment_flag
WHERE `comment_flag`.`cid` IN (:where_in__comment_flagcid_0, :where_in__comment_flagcid_1, :where_in__comment_flagcid_2, :where_in__comment_flagcid_3, :where_in__comment_flagcid_4, :where_in__comment_flagcid_5, :where_in__comment_flagcid_6, :where_in__comment_flagcid_7, :where_in__comment_flagcid_8, :where_in__comment_flagcid_9, :where_in__comment_flagcid_10, :where_in__comment_flagcid_11, :where_in__comment_flagcid_12, :where_in__comment_flagcid_13, :where_in__comment_flagcid_14, :where_in__comment_flagcid_15, :where_in__comment_flagcid_16, :where_in__comment_flagcid_17, :where_in__comment_flagcid_18, :where_in__comment_flagcid_19, :where_in__comment_flagcid_20, :where_in__comment_flagcid_21, :where_in__comment_flagcid_22)
ORDER BY comment_flag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__comment_flagcid_0: 94
where_in__comment_flagcid_1: 103
where_in__comment_flagcid_2: 104
where_in__comment_flagcid_3: 111
where_in__comment_flagcid_4: 120
where_in__comment_flagcid_5: 127
where_in__comment_flagcid_6: 133
where_in__comment_flagcid_7: 170
where_in__comment_flagcid_8: 199
where_in__comment_flagcid_9: 230
where_in__comment_flagcid_10: 243
where_in__comment_flagcid_11: 254
where_in__comment_flagcid_12: 278
where_in__comment_flagcid_13: 320
where_in__comment_flagcid_14: 331
where_in__comment_flagcid_15: 353
where_in__comment_flagcid_16: 408
where_in__comment_flagcid_17: 436
where_in__comment_flagcid_18: 556
where_in__comment_flagcid_19: 583
where_in__comment_flagcid_20: 739
where_in__comment_flagcid_21: 969
where_in__comment_flagcid_22: 1339 [12] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 797

Parameters: [13] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 797

Parameters: ) )