Not what I expected at all

I had a friend from out of state swinging through town and we met in NYC for lunch and a couple of drinks. We are eating at the bar and I see further down that Mike Myers (Snl, Austin Powers, etc) is at the other end of the bar watching a soccer game on the television and drinking a beer. I had never encountered a celebrity before, and didn't want to be some obtrusive asshole. But prior to paying our tab I walked over and said "hey Mike, I'm a big fan, can I buy you a beer?" And without even turning to look at me he says " I can afford my own drinks asshole, save your money for my next movie". I stood there speechless for a second and embarassedly turned back to my spot at the bar, we paid our tab and split without saying a word. I really felt like a dick head, haha.
16 Comments
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SDL
11 September 05:21am

honestly, are you sure that the guy at the end of the bar wasn't someone who just really looked like Myers? seems so unlikely he'd behave that way, but could totally imagine a look-alike, incensed by another interruption of regular life, responding that way

D
disqus_ctzLi2IUuU
21 September 04:33am

Seems weird that he'd think you'd want to see his next movie after being treated that way. I'm with the other person who commented earlier...maybe it was an annoyed look-a-like. If it really was him, then he is incredibly arrogant and obnoxious.

J
justinmfnbeemer2nd
5 November 14:43pm

I would have said I don't buy straight to DVD movies.

D
djfxw
23 November 19:07pm

Looks like his next movie is one that is rumored in 2015. The dumb ass hasn't made a decent movie in 15 years!

MG
martin golder
16 August 19:23pm

Why do people think offering to buy a celebrity a drink is some kind of great opening gambit towards something else? You wouldn't buy a non famous stranger a drink simply for existing would you? So why bother when the person is a multi millionaire.

T
ted
31 January 15:46pm

Thank you, someone with common sense and self worth. It cracks me up that these adults act like teen with a crush when they see a celebrity they're just another person.

C
C-0
25 March 21:07pm

I completely understand your point. If I ever met a celebrity and offered to buy them a drink, it would be to thank them for making a movie I really liked or some shit. Not be cause I have some school girl crush on them.

D
drcreepy
25 January 16:58pm

You presume too much!

R
rs1123
18 August 00:36am

I'd have said 'Oh yeah, I'll rush right out to see it.' Then laughed.

C
C-0
25 March 21:05pm

this was back in 2012 so you could have easily replied with something like "when you make one worth watching, maybe I will, peace out shrek"

EV
Emmanuel Varnas
9 March 00:54am

you should ve replyed .sorry i dont watch BAD MOVIES.bye as@#@#

C
C-0
25 March 21:04pm

how do you reply a-s-at symbol-pound sign(hashtag depending on how retarded you are)-at symbol-pound sign (hashtag)? wouldn't it just be easier to call him a fuck face or dick licker?

AH
Adam Hirsch
3 August 14:07pm

I would've said to him: "I'm offering to buy you a drink and 'I' am the asshole?"

AW
Artimus Weisser
6 January 05:43am

I would have laughed in his face when he said "Save your money for my next movie" XD

D
drcreepy
25 January 16:57pm

I would have spilled his beer right on his lap. What a bitch!

MC
Micah Carey
30 April 11:02am

Then you'd be arrested you fucking imbecile! Good plan!

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CMS Edit: Module: comment - honestly, are you sure that the guy at the end of the bar wasn't someone who just really looked like Myers?  seems so unlikely he'd behave that way, but could totally imagine  a look-alike, incensed by another interruption of regular life, responding that way - ID: 35

CMS Edit: Module: comment - Seems weird that he'd think you'd want to see his next movie after being treated that way.  I'm with the other person who commented earlier...maybe it was an annoyed look-a-like.  If it really was him, then he is incredibly arrogant and obnoxious. - ID: 248

CMS Edit: Module: comment - I would have said I don't buy straight to DVD movies. - ID: 251

CMS Edit: Module: comment - Looks like his next movie is one that is rumored in 2015. The dumb  ass hasn't made a decent movie in 15 years! - ID: 283

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CMS Edit: Module: comment - I'd have said 'Oh yeah, I'll rush right out to see it.' Then laughed. - ID: 483

CMS Edit: Module: comment - Thank you, someone with common sense and self worth.  It cracks me up that these adults act like teen with a crush when they see a celebrity they're just another person. - ID: 588

CMS Edit: Module: comment - you should ve replyed .sorry i dont watch BAD MOVIES.bye as@#@# - ID: 649

CMS Edit: Module: comment - how do you reply a-s-at symbol-pound sign(hashtag depending on how retarded you are)-at symbol-pound sign (hashtag)? wouldn't it just be easier to call him a fuck face or dick licker? - ID: 672

CMS Edit: Module: comment - this was back in 2012 so you could have easily replied with something like "when you make one worth watching, maybe I will, peace out shrek" - ID: 673

CMS Edit: Module: comment - I completely understand your point. If I ever met a celebrity and offered to buy them a drink, it would be to thank them for making a movie I really liked or some shit. Not be cause I have some school girl crush on them. - ID: 674

CMS Edit: Module: comment - I would've said to him: "I'm offering to buy you a drink and 'I' am the asshole?" - ID: 728

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CMS Edit: Module: comment - I would have spilled his beer right on his lap. What a bitch! - ID: 816

CMS Edit: Module: comment - You presume too much! - ID: 817

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SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0)
ORDER BY story.created DESC

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 135

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid`
FROM tag JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid`
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0)
ORDER BY tag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 135

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0)
ORDER BY created DESC
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 115

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0)
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 135

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count
FROM tag
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid
ORDER BY count DESC

Parameters:

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 115
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:23
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `user`.`uid`, `user`.`name`, `user`.`email`, `user`.`password`, `user`.`password_reset_key`, `user`.`password_reset_ts`, `user`.`last_login`, `user`.`email_verified`, `user`.`email_verification_key`, `user`.`ip`, `user`.`created`, `user`.`updated`, `user`.`uid`, `user`.`published`
FROM user
WHERE `user`.`published` = :user_published AND `user`.`uid` IN (:where_in__useruid_0, :where_in__useruid_1, :where_in__useruid_2, :where_in__useruid_3, :where_in__useruid_4, :where_in__useruid_5, :where_in__useruid_6, :where_in__useruid_7, :where_in__useruid_8, :where_in__useruid_9, :where_in__useruid_10, :where_in__useruid_11, :where_in__useruid_12, :where_in__useruid_13, :where_in__useruid_14, :where_in__useruid_15)
ORDER BY user.created DESC

Parameters:
user_published: 1
where_in__useruid_0:
where_in__useruid_1:
where_in__useruid_2:
where_in__useruid_3:
where_in__useruid_4:
where_in__useruid_5:
where_in__useruid_6:
where_in__useruid_7:
where_in__useruid_8:
where_in__useruid_9:
where_in__useruid_10:
where_in__useruid_11:
where_in__useruid_12:
where_in__useruid_13:
where_in__useruid_14:
where_in__useruid_15:

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:24
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `comment_flag`.`cfid`, `comment_flag`.`reason`, `comment_flag`.`ip`, `comment_flag`.`created`, `comment_flag`.`updated`, `comment_flag`.`cid`, `comment_flag`.`uid`, `comment_flag`.`cid`
FROM comment_flag
WHERE `comment_flag`.`cid` IN (:where_in__comment_flagcid_0, :where_in__comment_flagcid_1, :where_in__comment_flagcid_2, :where_in__comment_flagcid_3, :where_in__comment_flagcid_4, :where_in__comment_flagcid_5, :where_in__comment_flagcid_6, :where_in__comment_flagcid_7, :where_in__comment_flagcid_8, :where_in__comment_flagcid_9, :where_in__comment_flagcid_10, :where_in__comment_flagcid_11, :where_in__comment_flagcid_12, :where_in__comment_flagcid_13, :where_in__comment_flagcid_14, :where_in__comment_flagcid_15)
ORDER BY comment_flag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__comment_flagcid_0: 35
where_in__comment_flagcid_1: 248
where_in__comment_flagcid_2: 251
where_in__comment_flagcid_3: 283
where_in__comment_flagcid_4: 468
where_in__comment_flagcid_5: 483
where_in__comment_flagcid_6: 588
where_in__comment_flagcid_7: 649
where_in__comment_flagcid_8: 672
where_in__comment_flagcid_9: 673
where_in__comment_flagcid_10: 674
where_in__comment_flagcid_11: 728
where_in__comment_flagcid_12: 792
where_in__comment_flagcid_13: 816
where_in__comment_flagcid_14: 817
where_in__comment_flagcid_15: 957

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 115

Parameters:

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 115

Parameters:

Sessions
forms
Array
(
    [shareform] => Array
        (
            [token] => 4d8aec8b4bf1852c8696e032f0a2b791
        )

    [leavecommentform] => Array
        (
            [token] => 752ee4a6bd8443928ca5d50e074cdff3
        )

)

debug
Array
(
    [queries_run] => Array
        (
            [0] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:60
Class: module\navigation\navigation Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation`.`nid`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`name`, `navigation`.`url`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`position`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`updated`
FROM navigation
ORDER BY navigation.position ASC

Parameters: [1] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:62
Class: module\navigation_footer\navigation_footer Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation_footer`.`nfid`, `navigation_footer`.`name`, `navigation_footer`.`url`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`position`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`updated`
FROM navigation_footer
ORDER BY navigation_footer.position ASC

Parameters: [2] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:36
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`sid` = :story_sid AND `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted
ORDER BY story.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
story_sid: 115
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0 [3] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`cid` = :celebrity_cid AND `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted
ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
celebrity_cid: 135
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0 [4] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0)
ORDER BY story.created DESC

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 135 [5] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid`
FROM tag JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid`
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0)
ORDER BY tag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 135 [6] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0)
ORDER BY created DESC
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 115 [7] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0)
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 135 [8] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count
FROM tag
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid
ORDER BY count DESC

Parameters: [9] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 115
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0 [10] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:23
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `user`.`uid`, `user`.`name`, `user`.`email`, `user`.`password`, `user`.`password_reset_key`, `user`.`password_reset_ts`, `user`.`last_login`, `user`.`email_verified`, `user`.`email_verification_key`, `user`.`ip`, `user`.`created`, `user`.`updated`, `user`.`uid`, `user`.`published`
FROM user
WHERE `user`.`published` = :user_published AND `user`.`uid` IN (:where_in__useruid_0, :where_in__useruid_1, :where_in__useruid_2, :where_in__useruid_3, :where_in__useruid_4, :where_in__useruid_5, :where_in__useruid_6, :where_in__useruid_7, :where_in__useruid_8, :where_in__useruid_9, :where_in__useruid_10, :where_in__useruid_11, :where_in__useruid_12, :where_in__useruid_13, :where_in__useruid_14, :where_in__useruid_15)
ORDER BY user.created DESC

Parameters:
user_published: 1
where_in__useruid_0:
where_in__useruid_1:
where_in__useruid_2:
where_in__useruid_3:
where_in__useruid_4:
where_in__useruid_5:
where_in__useruid_6:
where_in__useruid_7:
where_in__useruid_8:
where_in__useruid_9:
where_in__useruid_10:
where_in__useruid_11:
where_in__useruid_12:
where_in__useruid_13:
where_in__useruid_14:
where_in__useruid_15: [11] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:24
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `comment_flag`.`cfid`, `comment_flag`.`reason`, `comment_flag`.`ip`, `comment_flag`.`created`, `comment_flag`.`updated`, `comment_flag`.`cid`, `comment_flag`.`uid`, `comment_flag`.`cid`
FROM comment_flag
WHERE `comment_flag`.`cid` IN (:where_in__comment_flagcid_0, :where_in__comment_flagcid_1, :where_in__comment_flagcid_2, :where_in__comment_flagcid_3, :where_in__comment_flagcid_4, :where_in__comment_flagcid_5, :where_in__comment_flagcid_6, :where_in__comment_flagcid_7, :where_in__comment_flagcid_8, :where_in__comment_flagcid_9, :where_in__comment_flagcid_10, :where_in__comment_flagcid_11, :where_in__comment_flagcid_12, :where_in__comment_flagcid_13, :where_in__comment_flagcid_14, :where_in__comment_flagcid_15)
ORDER BY comment_flag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__comment_flagcid_0: 35
where_in__comment_flagcid_1: 248
where_in__comment_flagcid_2: 251
where_in__comment_flagcid_3: 283
where_in__comment_flagcid_4: 468
where_in__comment_flagcid_5: 483
where_in__comment_flagcid_6: 588
where_in__comment_flagcid_7: 649
where_in__comment_flagcid_8: 672
where_in__comment_flagcid_9: 673
where_in__comment_flagcid_10: 674
where_in__comment_flagcid_11: 728
where_in__comment_flagcid_12: 792
where_in__comment_flagcid_13: 816
where_in__comment_flagcid_14: 817
where_in__comment_flagcid_15: 957 [12] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 115

Parameters: [13] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 115

Parameters: ) )