"OH MY GOOOOD, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE KEVIN COSTNER,"

7+ years back my mom was preparing to leave an event with some friends of hers downtown. I can't recall exactly what they'd been attending but there was alcohol involved and once they were all piled into the limousine one of her (more inebriated) friends noticed a familiar-looking fella having conversation as he waited for his own ride to come around. Naturally the only thing for her to do was roll down her window and, "OH MY GOOOOD, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE KEVIN COSTNER," him. "OH MY GOOOOD," he said. "I AM KEVIN COSTNER."