'So what do yoooou do?'

I sing on the Edinburgh University ceremonial choir, so we get trotted out for a ton of bullshit occasions. Anyway, he'd just done an honourary degree ceremony for a Saudi prince with five wives, and came around to do the 'meet the plebians' thing. He went through the choir, 'So what do yoooou do?'-ing each of us, and reaches this rather well-groomed goateed tenor. 'So what do yoooou do?' 'I study Geography.' 'Reaaaally? I would have thought you studied fahshion. What with the - ' he strokes his chin. 'I hear ladies like that kind of thing.' He then turns to the soprano standing next to this lad. 'Well? Does that turn you on?' It was a thing of beauty.