Threatens to slap me across the face with his "big veiny cock".
Giorgio Tsoukalos from Ancient Aliens came to my school (University of New Hampshire) to showcase his expertise on a made up subject.
Anyway, he ends up at my friends apartment and wants to smoke our weed. We oblige because, why not. Due to drunk, I break the bowl (which isn't even his) he proceeds to talk shit to me to impress a girl 14 years his junior, and threatens to slap me across the face with his "big veiny cock".
He asks the girl if she is into that. She runs away.
Submitted by: SquintsPalledorous
25 Jun
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