Threatens to slap me across the face with his "big veiny cock".

Giorgio Tsoukalos from Ancient Aliens came to my school (University of New Hampshire) to showcase his expertise on a made up subject. Anyway, he ends up at my friends apartment and wants to smoke our weed. We oblige because, why not. Due to drunk, I break the bowl (which isn't even his) he proceeds to talk shit to me to impress a girl 14 years his junior, and threatens to slap me across the face with his "big veiny cock". He asks the girl if she is into that. She runs away.
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