I was at a bar in downtown Austin, TX. All of a sudden, Andy Dick was there and I was talking to him about God knows what. For some reason I thought he had cocaine and thought we were about to go do a line in the bathroom. Because who doesn't wanna say they did cocaine w/ a celebrity?
So anyway, next thing I know Andy Dick is reaching down my pants trying to grab my dick. I make a break for the door and he tries to pull me back by my arm. His body guard says, "Now Andy, no pulling." He then lets me go and go back to my friends. And that's the day I almost got molested by Andy Dick. Also, it's the day I stopped making rape jokes.
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