My sister-in-law's story

Not me, but my sister-in-law: My sister-in-law was at a swanky club in NYC and had to use the bathroom but found it blocked off by Paris Hilton's bodyguards so she could use it privately. Huge, long line and 20 minutes later Paris finally emerges and my sister-in-law makes a snotty (but well deserved) comment to Paris about making everyone wait in line to use the bathroom...Paris then pours a cranberry drink onto my sister-in-law's white blouse. A bodyguard jumps in between the two and hands my sister-in-law a phone number and says to charge the dry-cleaning to it and ushers Paris out of the club.