Short story

A few years back I was working at a recording studio in NYC where David Bowie happened to be making a record. One morning we both get into the elevator at the same time and head to the studio floor. Joining us in the elevator were two older women- most likely secretaries from some random office in the building. Half way thru the ride, one of the ladies turns around and says to Bowie: Lady: "I recognize you!". Bowie: "Oh, hello dear. Nice to meet you". Lady: "I recognize you!! You was on General Hospital". Bowie: "Why yes, that was me! I'm so glad you enjoy the show, thank you [smiles]". The lady finally reaches her floor and scurries away with an excited look on her face. As the door closes, Bowie shakes his head at me and we both laugh.
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Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:62
Class: module\navigation_footer\navigation_footer Function: getNavigation
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Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:36
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
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Parameters:
story_sid: 97
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
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ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC
LIMIT 1

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celebrity_cid: 172
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0

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Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
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Parameters:
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story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 172

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid`
FROM tag JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid`
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0)
ORDER BY tag.created DESC

Parameters:
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Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0)
ORDER BY created DESC
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 97

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0)
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 172

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count
FROM tag
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid
ORDER BY count DESC

Parameters:

Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 97
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 97

Parameters:

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 97

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Class: module\navigation\navigation Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation`.`nid`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`name`, `navigation`.`url`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`position`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`updated`
FROM navigation
ORDER BY navigation.position ASC

Parameters: [1] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:62
Class: module\navigation_footer\navigation_footer Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation_footer`.`nfid`, `navigation_footer`.`name`, `navigation_footer`.`url`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`position`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`updated`
FROM navigation_footer
ORDER BY navigation_footer.position ASC

Parameters: [2] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:36
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`sid` = :story_sid AND `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted
ORDER BY story.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
story_sid: 97
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0 [3] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`cid` = :celebrity_cid AND `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted
ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
celebrity_cid: 172
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0 [4] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0)
ORDER BY story.created DESC

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 172 [5] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid`
FROM tag JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid`
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0)
ORDER BY tag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 172 [6] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0)
ORDER BY created DESC
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 97 [7] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0)
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 172 [8] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count
FROM tag
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid
ORDER BY count DESC

Parameters: [9] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 97
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0 [10] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 97

Parameters: [11] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 97

Parameters: ) )