Wasn't fun to hang out with...

We ran into Bruce Willis, who was drunk and "looking for some regular dudes to party with" and invited us back to his "VIP" table. There was one other actor dude there (forget his name, but he was no one of importance) and three slutty, unattractive girls there as well. No-name asks us if we've got any coke, and Bruce immediately puts the kibosh on that, "Nah, nah, there's just regular guys, just hanging out." So we figured Bruce was gonna be cool. But he wasn't. He spilled shit on one girl, blamed it on me, groped one of the girls, then said he did it on a dare from my friend. Just stupid shit like that. All the while trying to make himself look cool to these skanks who would probably do him anyway because he's Bruce Willis. I got up to use the bathroom and one of the waitresses told me that if I didn't want to pay Bruce's tab I should probably consider getting out of there now. She acted like it was a common thing that he did. I don't know if that's really the case, but he wasn't really a fun person to hang out with, so when I got back to the table I told my friend I was gonna bolt, and he got the hint and headed out with.