My roommate had gone to a Weird Al concert one night. I shot him a text asking him to grab our mail on his way back because I had fucked up my foot in a motorcycle accident the previous day and couldn't walk. About 30 seconds later I got a text back saying "Dear Nick, pick up your own damn mail. Love, Weird Al" I chalked it up as a joke at the time but when my roommate got back he told me that while getting a picture with Weird Al my text popped up and instead of taking the picture together Al grabs his phone and sends me the text. Apparently he then walked off without even taking the picture together.
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