LaDouche

Not my story, but girlfriend worked as an intern on Regis and Kelly when Transformers was coming out. Her fellow intern had the responsibility of shadowing Shia LaBeouf in the morning, getting him coffee, showing him around, etc. He had to follow LaDouche out back because he wanted to have a smoke, and the intern tried making small talk instead of standing around awkwardly. Fucking even steven says to him all mega-diva style "we don't have to talk," turns his back on him, and smokes his cigarette in silence.