lights up a cigarette in a fucking TOY STORE
I have my own Jack Nicholson story. He was filming a movie that took place in my hometown, I think it was Something's Gotta Give.
Anyway, they were shooting in the store that I worked at and I'm there just to keep an eye on things. Jack Nicholson lights up a cigarette in a fucking TOY STORE. I say "I'm sorry, but you can't smoke that in here.".
At first I figured he just wanted to do it where nobody would bother him so I followed up with "if you want, you can go out back. There's no public access there."
He said "Don't you know who the fuck I am?" and put his cigarette out on the floor.