Big tipper

Chuck Norris tipped me $150 bucks... on a $30 bill, was right around the time the Chuck Norris jokes were becoming popular, and while i was taking the order I overheard a coworker make one of the jokes, saw chucks face just sorta tighten like "not this shit again" and I politely excused myself, took the other employee aside and told them to leave him the fuck alone so he could eat