Said his wife was hot

When I was sixteen my first job was at a Cinemark movie theatre. I was pretty new there, and they had me working as a runner for concessions, meaning I would only fill up sodas and popcorn. I heard someone around me say "Oh my god! Chuck Norris is here!" and being the awesome teenager that I was I immediately quipped "Chuck Norris? I heard his wife is hot!" Right when I say that I turn around to set down a bag of popcorn, and who is standing right in front of me? Chuck. Fucking. Norris. He had this giant shit eating grin on his face. This was before any of his internet stardom, and he was still in the middle of filming episodes of Walker Texas Ranger. I know he heard me say that stuff about his wife, and for a second I thought about the fact that he had studied under Bruce Lee, and had held many martial arts titles in his day (I was sort of obsessed with Bruce Lee at that time), and how he could have easily struck me from across that counter, or pulled me over it, or jumped over it and kicked my ass with an assortment of candies that were beneath me. He doesn't say a goddamn word to me though, just looks me dead in the eye. And winks. Chuck Norris winked at me because I said his wife was hot. He grabbed his popcorn and his drink, and walked away while I stood there dumbfounded and probably ghost white. Since that happened I have not aged a day, which is an eternal curse, because now I'm stuck in the body of a shit headed sixteen year old.
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SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 108
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 108

Parameters:

SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments

FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 108

Parameters:

Sessions
forms
Array
(
    [searchBox] => Array
        (
            [token] => 7de213fb72f2caa427bd0b57741de090
        )

    [sortBy] => Array
        (
            [token] => b1b6ba288a7f9818fbe3f17222c1bf0f
        )

    [leavecommentform] => Array
        (
            [token] => 13cae2bd8c1575976d4d215ea79a503b
        )

)

sortBy
atoz

debug
Array
(
    [queries_run] => Array
        (
            [0] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:60
Class: module\navigation\navigation Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation`.`nid`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`name`, `navigation`.`url`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`parent_id`, `navigation`.`position`, `navigation`.`created`, `navigation`.`updated`
FROM navigation
ORDER BY navigation.position ASC

Parameters: [1] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/core/site.php, Line:62
Class: module\navigation_footer\navigation_footer Function: getNavigation
SELECT `navigation_footer`.`nfid`, `navigation_footer`.`name`, `navigation_footer`.`url`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`position`, `navigation_footer`.`created`, `navigation_footer`.`updated`
FROM navigation_footer
ORDER BY navigation_footer.position ASC

Parameters: [2] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:36
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`sid` = :story_sid AND `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted
ORDER BY story.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
story_sid: 108
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0 [3] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: get_single
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`cid` = :celebrity_cid AND `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted
ORDER BY celebrity.created DESC
LIMIT 1

Parameters:
celebrity_cid: 48
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0 [4] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND `story`.`celebrity_id` IN (:where_in__storycelebrity_id_0)
ORDER BY story.created DESC

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_in__storycelebrity_id_0: 48 [5] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:46
Class: helpers\table_queries Function: getLinked
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, `tag_celebrity`.`cid`
FROM tag JOIN tag_celebrity ON `tag_celebrity`.`tid` = `tag`.`tid`
WHERE `tag_celebrity`.`cid` IN (:where_in__tag_celebritycid_0)
ORDER BY tag.created DESC

Parameters:
where_in__tag_celebritycid_0: 48 [6] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:73
Class: classes\getHtml\latestStories Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `story`.`sid`, `story`.`name`, `story`.`content`, `story`.`rating`, `story`.`author`, `story`.`ip`, `story`.`email`, `story`.`approved`, `story`.`check_true`, `story`.`temp_name`, `story`.`email_sent`, `story`.`highlighted`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`created`, `story`.`updated`, `story`.`celebrity_id`, `story`.`published`, `story`.`deleted`
FROM story
WHERE `story`.`published` = :story_published AND `story`.`deleted` = :story_deleted AND sid NOT IN (:where_not_in__sid_0)
ORDER BY created DESC
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
story_published: 1
story_deleted: 0
where_not_in__sid_0: 108 [7] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:74
Class: classes\getHtml\randomCelebrity Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `celebrity`.`cid`, `celebrity`.`name`, `celebrity`.`dob`, `celebrity`.`image_source`, `celebrity`.`featured`, `celebrity`.`known`, `celebrity`.`nice_percent`, `celebrity`.`mean_percent`, `celebrity`.`ok_percent`, `celebrity`.`slug`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`story_count`, `celebrity`.`created`, `celebrity`.`updated`, `celebrity`.`published`, `celebrity`.`deleted`
FROM celebrity
WHERE `celebrity`.`published` = :celebrity_published AND `celebrity`.`deleted` = :celebrity_deleted AND cid NOT IN (:where_not_in__cid_0)
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 3

Parameters:
celebrity_published: 1
celebrity_deleted: 0
where_not_in__cid_0: 48 [8] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/story/view.php, Line:75
Class: classes\getHtml\tags Function: getSidebarHtml
SELECT `tag`.`tid`, `tag`.`name`, `tag`.`slug`, `tag`.`created`, `tag`.`updated`, count(tag_celebrity.tid) AS count
FROM tag
RIGHT JOIN tag_celebrity ON tag.tid = tag_celebrity.tid
GROUP BY tag_celebrity.tid
ORDER BY count DESC

Parameters: [9] => Location: /home3/saootcte/meanandfamous.com/app/module/comment/comment.php, Line:54
Class: module\comment\comment Function: getComments
SELECT `comment`.`cid`, `comment`.`name`, `comment`.`message`, `comment`.`message_uncensored`, `comment`.`ghost_comment`, `comment`.`spam`, `comment`.`anonymous`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`author_name`, `comment`.`parent_id`, `comment`.`created`, `comment`.`updated`, `comment`.`uid`, `comment`.`sid`, `comment`.`published`, `comment`.`deleted`
FROM comment
WHERE `comment`.`sid` = :comment_sid AND `comment`.`published` = :comment_published AND `comment`.`deleted` = :comment_deleted
ORDER BY created ASC

Parameters:
comment_sid: 108
comment_published: 1
comment_deleted: 0 [10] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 108

Parameters: [11] => SELECT count(comment_child.cid) AS total_comments
FROM comment AS comment_child
LEFT JOIN comment AS comment_parent ON comment_child.parent_id = comment_parent.cid
WHERE (comment_parent.deleted = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id = 0 OR comment_child.parent_id IS NULL) AND comment_child.deleted = 0 AND comment_child.spam = 0 AND comment_child.published = 1 AND comment_child.sid = 108

Parameters: ) )