I built a fence for Chuck Norris.
I built a fence for Chuck Norris. He lives in this real rich neighborhood down the street that my brother plays golf at. So one time after this bad storm, I see him checking out the damage while I am driving by dropping my brother off. I pull over to talk to him because it's Chuck fucking Norris. We were having a normal celebrity- commoner conversation when I jokingly said I can fix his fence for $200. He agrees and me and 2 friends built him a fence. He gave all 3 of us $200.
Submitted by: Chinstrap6
27 Nov
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