Biggest Douche

I used to live in West Chester PA, his home town. It is very small and he acts like the biggest douche in person. Showing up to restaurants and pushing through the line to get seated immediately, showing up to bars with an entourage of 10 or so Swedish hair band members. He’s a fucking D list celebrity who lives in a tiny town to feel like he’s big shit. Worst part is he bought the BEST local bar and shut it down so he could open his own (limited liquor licenses in towns in PA) and charges a huge cover charge to get in. He’d rather be a big fish in a small pond than move to Hollywood with the other eccentric assholes. Fuck That Guy! The End.